tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
(via foodnun)
in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity
(via yousmelllikeamonkey)
